Just Willful, That's All It Was

photo: stonehands78

Willfulness. That's exactly what it was. Maybe fear, too: I'm holding on to the last grain-based carbohydrate, rice bread. And some sugar. And I decided not to follow instructions.
We all know this combination seldom ends well.

Got My Goat (Milk)

I was a goat milk virgin until 2 hours ago. I'd never had the opportunity to drink it--and never sought it, either. Somehow goat milk was in that brain category entitled, "Nothing Good Will Come of This." What did I think would happen--I would grow horns, get gamey breath, and start headbutting people?